I had to miss running in the 2014 Rock â€˜n’ Roll Arizona race this year due to leg injuries, but on the flip side, I had an awesome time cheering marathoners on with funny signs during the race.Â I teamed up with Jeff and Dannie Moriarty for some serious fun near Mile 13.
We arrived at our spot a bit before the first marathoners would be running by so I gleefully took my sidewalk chalk to the marker at Mile 13 and wrote the following on the street.
You’d Be Doneâ€¦
Oh I amuse myself! I chatted with a racer the next day and she said she when she saw my note she thought whoever wrote it was “pure evil.”
Now, I’m someone who actually likes being insulted when I run. Don’t ask me why, I just like it. My shirt from last year’s race said, â€œMasochistâ€ across the front and â€œRun Bitchâ€ on the back. I figured I’m not the only one who finds this endearing and helpful so I continued the â€œRun Bitchâ€ tradition with one of my signs. Some people laughed said they liked it. The best reaction was, “How did you know my name is Bitch?”
I held this sign for most of the race until we started seeing more and more racers who were walking. I didn’t want them to think I thought less of them for not running the full route so I switched to my other sign.
Dannie had an awesome Breaking Bad inspired sign for the race. I told her to hold onto it for next because if I run the full marathon, I’d want to see that.
Jeff had the best sign of the race.
The reactions ranged from shock, to laughter, to â€œholy shit,â€ to racers and spectators stopping to taking photos – even two police officers took photos. I liked his Zombie sign too, but nothing could top Jeff with his pants around his ankles.
One thing I learned this year was that if you put your name on your shirt – like the original Mouseketeers – people will cheer for you by name. I thought I was hanging up my running shoes after last year’s race, but now that rehab is going well, I’m thinking I’ll be back on the course next year. I may have to get another custom running shirt for the occasion.
If you thought our signs were funny, you should check out Jeff’s Harassing Marathon Runners Flickr album that includes all his signs from this year’s and last year’s races.