It’s monsoon season in Phoenix, so I got to go running in the rain last week. A rainy day means I can’t run with my iPod which means I’m left with the frightening experience of running with only my thoughts to keep me entertained. (And trust me, my mind is frightening place that no one should visit alone.) I set out on my 4.5-mile run. I’m sure I looked like a drowned rat within five minutes, but it warm outside and so the rain was a refreshing change to being covered in sweat which has a tendency to sting really bad when it gets in my eye. At the beginning of the second mile, I was settling into my pace and listening to the rhythmic sound of my feet pounding the pavement. Â I randomly started thinking of the train episode of The Big Bang Theory and the phrase,Â â€œYou forgot your flash drive,â€ started repeating over and over in my head.
You forgot your flash drive.Â You forgot your flash drive. You forgot your flash drive. You forgot your flash drive. I don’t know why this became my mantra. It has nothing to do with running, or exercise, or any real aspect of reality for that matter. But it worked. It gave me a solid 9:00 mile pace for the rest of my run.
Now here’s the weird part. Two days later it was a beautiful sunny morning and I headed out forÂ a run, happy to have my iPod strapped to my arm and earbuds in my ears blasting my training playlist. Despite my musical distraction, within the first mile my mantra starting playing again my head: You forgot your flash drive.Â You forgot your flash drive. You forgot your flash drive. You forgot your flash drive. So it looks like this is going to be my running mantra this season. It’s so weird but it’s working so I’m not going to fight it. When I start feeling tired, I just play it over again and it picks up my pace. Historically, I’ve asked people to insult me when I’m doing a race. It makes me smile and feel loved. (Thank you to everyone who has ever yelled, â€œMove your ass Bitch!â€ at me as I ran past them while fellow spectators looked at them in horror.) I will be running my first marathon at Rock â€˜n’ Roll Arizona in January 2015. I think it would be awesome if someone would make a sign for me that says, â€œYou forgot your flash driveâ€ and hold it up as I run by. No one else will get it but that would so make my race.